goodenoughforjazz:

everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)