angrybagel:

*calls u* umm why didnt u like my selfie

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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hellotitsy:

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

FUCKING THIS

should have known this while I was dating him