I’d buy it if it was in black.
― Ancient proverb (via violentzen)

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

piplump:

I’m going to start a Christian sports club called Jehovah’s Fitness